I Loathe Sleeping With My Boyfriend
For years, I fantasized about moving in with my man. I dreamed of moving in with my boyfriend before I even had a boyfriend. There were many reasons for my eagerness to cohabitate: Investment cookware! A line of defense between my sleeping body and the murderer at the front door! Someone to teach me how to use a remote control! Someone to use the remote control for me when teaching me to use the remote control is a failure!...